Cat was finally neutered. Thank you SSPCA for not giving two hoots about being current on shots. He’s been trapped in a giant dog crate since then. Best few days ever! Can leave the bedroom door open and not worry about the evil jackass peeing on my bed. 

This is James Tiberius Kirk  jackass of Sacramento.

I just love when the cat runs into the door and makes the dogs think there’s someone to bark at. 

Space shuttle Endeavour flying over the Capitol. I swear it’s in there!

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Need to stop running around in those working girl heels.

It’s amazing how I’ve learned to dislike you.

Thanks for making that happen.

thetwincores:

summerwh00res:

LOOK AT THE NOTES

NOTES BITCHES. LET’S GET TO 3 MILLION.

 

Reblogging this for the fifth time!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Insult Harry Potter,

And I’ll Crucio you.

Why must everyday be so boring?